let’s review, shall we?
This proves I am a mom because:

a) this was not an accident.  I saw that they did not match.  and I did not care.

b) It’s February, and yet Santa is still making an appearance on my right foot.  he’s 10 months too early.  or 2 too late.

c) I went out in public like this.  Complete with the matching pony tail and no makeup.  I could have changed into flare jeans to at least HIDE the
mis-matched socks, but I didn’t feel like it.

I consoled myself by buying some new clothes, since clearly I need to work on this.